Flag Counter br(ok)en
killbillsiren:

Walk a mile in these louboutins

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(Source: largecoin, via trait)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via wificrisis)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(via done)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via mexi-cant)

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

(via okaymad)

madermanpontificedelfuet:

Fap fap fap